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It wasn't quite a "Godfather"
mound of coke.
But it was the biggest I'd ever seen.
And what a rip off that was.
And it was free at that.

You can never do acid
unless you're with me
because I won't let you
look in the mirror.

Or let the six legged dragon
eat you.

Unless he comes bearing Polish moonshine.
Then all bets are off.

We fell asleep holding hands
watching ninja movies
with Japanese subtitles.